FASTBALL BLUES
(John Hager)

I'm a fastball baby headed down the groove I'm a fastball baby headed down the groove dont ya see me jumpin cant you see me move

I'm a fastball baby aint no curve at all I'm a fastball baby aint no curve at all get me on the fat of that bat and I'll be over the wall

oh that fat man sittin at that microphone oh wont that fat man sittin behind that microphone he'll be screamin it's goin goin gone

I aint no curve ball I aint no fork ball I aint no screwball I aint no knuckleball I aint no spitball no no no I'm a fastball baby what are you gonna do

here I come baby right down the pipe I think I'll jump over and catch that outside corner
you look like you just gonna stand there with that bat on your shoulder look out now

I'm a fastball baby right above the knee yeah I'm a fastball baby I'll be above the knee everybody's cruising what's it gonna be you're outta there !

John Hager Music BMI 1991