Baby aint comin back no more since she walked out the door I never felt this bad before so I went to see a doctor once more The Dr he told me he said mr jon you need a little uh uh that's right a little uh uh said you need a little uh uh
So I walked out and on down the street and said to the first pretty girl I meet truely my dr said it's true he said jon I recommend to you before your red blood cells all turn blue you need a little uh uh that's right a little uh uh said jon here's what you need to do you need git a little uh uh
The girl she ran and got a cop the cop he hollered hey you stop you cant go around talkin to women that way you can tell it to the judge next thursday why you go on the way you do you say you need a little uh uh a little uh uh a little uh uh
Well the judge she was a woman not a man she said jon you get up here on the stand tell me why your talkin like that I said judge I'm lonely and I'm fat I'm gettin pimples where my dimples ought to be I'm only half the man I used to be my doctor he prescribed for me he said I need a little uh uh she said you need a little uh uh ? I said that's right judge I need a little uh uh
the judge she said " jon come to my chambers" so I went with her to her chambers .... she said jon there aint no justice here I can give you 30 days up to a year ....or you can come see me once a week ...I aint past my peak she said "jon I'll tell you true I need a little uh uh just like you that's right I need a little uh uh too"
She said "jon when you screw up you gotta pay that's the american way today's your lucky day so jon what do you say"
well I know a man's gotta do what he's gotta do when he needs a little uh uh that's right a little uh uh a little uh uh.....
John Hager Music BMI 1991